ward of wayne, bird enthusiast, code-genius, ex-trapeze artist. which means exactly what you think it does. free dinner to the first name joke I haven't heard.
You'd be surprised, [ is deadpan. The short brunette one was eyeroll-inducing at best, and the alcoholic is too slow. They're not the first alternates of himself Bruce has ever met, though, so they just go on the list of oddities he's experienced along with everything else.
Also deadpan: ] I've heard that.
[ He's not in a hurry to discuss his son's sex life, which is absolutely what 'popular' in Eudio means. ]
I'm not yet. [ but he's smiling, just a little competitively, poking away at bruce like he can't help but do. he's trying to gather any kind of information, which is something he should probably know from the start is a bit futile.
it's bruce wayne. he'll never really know all of it. ]
It's pretty whelming, for someone just showing up. [ no, he probably wouldn't want to discuss as much. dick is having a hard enough time thinking that it's somehow??? his own sex life??? in another universe.
it's making his head hurt. ]
Wh- oh. [ he'd feel worse if it wasn't the world's greatest detective reading him like a book. he shrugs. ] Yeah, sure, if you have any.
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Also deadpan: ] I've heard that.
[ He's not in a hurry to discuss his son's sex life, which is absolutely what 'popular' in Eudio means. ]
Do you want coffee?
[ He can tell you're nervous, kiddo. ]
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it's bruce wayne. he'll never really know all of it. ]
It's pretty whelming, for someone just showing up. [ no, he probably wouldn't want to discuss as much. dick is having a hard enough time thinking that it's somehow??? his own sex life??? in another universe.
it's making his head hurt. ]
Wh- oh. [ he'd feel worse if it wasn't the world's greatest detective reading him like a book. he shrugs. ] Yeah, sure, if you have any.